Recap: The Royals, Episode 2
Recap: The Royals, Episode 2. To quasi-formally get over the grief of Robert’s death, the British Royal family decided to throw a Garden Party. I had no idea what this was either, but in my...
View ArticleRecap: The Royals Episode 3
If we’ve learned anything about Cyrus, it’s that he loves cocaine. And Booze. And Sex. And — apparently in The Royals episode 3 — swords. Cyrus envisions himself wielding a sword at the back of King...
View ArticleRecap: The Royals, Episode 4
Now that we’ve gotten to know the royal family a bit, what do we think of them and are we ready for The Royals, Episode 4? I do admit to feeling a bit dirty after watching each episode, but it’s the...
View ArticleRecap: The Royals, Episode 5
I spent the weekend in glorious San Francisco, so I’m just catching up on the TV I missed… If you had a friend whose closet size rivaled the fashion closet at Runway magazine in The Devil Wears Prada,...
View ArticleMadness in Monaco: The Royals Episode 6
When you’re a bored royal, what do you do other than have loads of sex, wear scrumptious clothes and do obscene quantities of drugs? Why you pack that crap up and do it in Monaco for the weekend! And...
View ArticlePalace Shocker! Recap: The Royals Episode 7 “Your Sovereignty of Reason”
In The Royals, Episode 7, the paps get pesty, Ophelia gets breasty, King Simon gets testy and we get visited by the best…y. Liam and Ophelia are wrapped up in post-coital bliss (beneath a headboard...
View ArticleWho’s The Bloody King Of England?!? Recap: The Royals Episode 8
So we waited patiently for a whole week while King Simon lay in hospital (Like the Brits say, Guv’na) and to tide us over, the real British Royal Family welcomes a new princess to the world. Awww. What...
View ArticleThree Palace-Rocking Revelations- Recap: The Royals, Episode 9
It has been a long week. I’ve been utterly dying to find out the fate of Liam and Eleanor and if King Simon is actually their father. And The Royals, Episode 9 isn’t making us wait long as they get...
View ArticleI’m Totally Breathless and Still a Little Shocked. Recap: The Royals Season...
Now that they’re not royals, do they need to change the show’s title? Liam’s in the safe room. He wakes up from his night of drunkenness and Ophelia is by his side. We learn that the mysterious dark...
View ArticleThe Bitch is Back! Recap: The Royals Season 2 Premiere
Welcome back to The Royals! I’ve missed our favorite Brits and I’ve especially missed loathing Cyrus. I wonder if actor Jake Maskall, who plays Cy spent his summer dodging spittle from fans of King...
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Recap: The Royals, Episode 2
Recap: The Royals, Episode 2. To quasi-formally get over the grief of Robert’s death, the British Royal family decided to throw a Garden Party. I had no idea what this was either, but in my...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Recap: The Royals Episode 3
If we’ve learned anything about Cyrus, it’s that he loves cocaine. And Booze. And Sex. And — apparently in The Royals episode 3 — swords. Cyrus envisions himself wielding a sword at the back of King...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Recap: The Royals, Episode 4
Now that we’ve gotten to know the royal family a bit, what do we think of them and are we ready for The Royals, Episode 4? I do admit to feeling a bit dirty after watching each episode, but it’s the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Recap: The Royals, Episode 5
I spent the weekend in glorious San Francisco, so I’m just catching up on the TV I missed… If you had a friend whose closet size rivaled the fashion closet at Runway magazine in The Devil Wears Prada,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Madness in Monaco: The Royals Episode 6
When you’re a bored royal, what do you do other than have loads of sex, wear scrumptious clothes and do obscene quantities of drugs? Why you pack that crap up and do it in Monaco for the weekend!...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Palace Shocker! Recap: The Royals Episode 7 “Your Sovereignty of Reason”
In The Royals, Episode 7, the paps get pesty, Ophelia gets breasty, King Simon gets testy and we get visited by the best…y. Liam and Ophelia are wrapped up in post-coital bliss (beneath a headboard...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Who’s The Bloody King Of England?!? Recap: The Royals Episode 8
So we waited patiently for a whole week while King Simon lay in hospital (Like the Brits say, Guv’na) and to tide us over, the real British Royal Family welcomes a new princess to the world. Awww....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Three Palace-Rocking Revelations- Recap: The Royals, Episode 9
It has been a long week. I’ve been utterly dying to find out the fate of Liam and Eleanor and if King Simon is actually their father. And The Royals, Episode 9 isn’t making us wait long as they get...
View ArticleClik here to view.
I’m Totally Breathless and Still a Little Shocked. Recap: The Royals Season...
Now that they’re not royals, do they need to change the show’s title? Liam’s in the safe room. He wakes up from his night of drunkenness and Ophelia is by his side. We learn that the mysterious dark...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Bitch is Back! Recap: The Royals Season 2 Premiere
Welcome back to The Royals! I’ve missed our favorite Brits and I’ve especially missed loathing Cyrus. I wonder if actor Jake Maskall, who plays Cy spent his summer dodging spittle from fans of King...
View Article